I like to think I’ve seen just about everything in my years as a street reporter. A few weeks ago, I told you about the guy who wouldn’t do an interview because he admittedly wasn’t wearing underwear. Weird.
I once encountered a naked man laying in the middle of a highway in Jopin, Missouri. Uncomfortable.
I’ve seen it all, but until this week, never on consecutive days.
We’ll start with Tuesday. I was having car trouble and was on my way to Mission Tire when I encountered, in the middle of Johnson Drive, a man walking with a marijuana bong! Not only that, but he stopped in the road, took a hit, laughed and walked on. No cops in sight.
That was yesterday.
Moving forward to this morning, where I found myself parked near the Stein Mart on 95th next to what I thought was an empty vehicle. A short time later, that empty vehicle began to rock. I blinked a few times, saw the shawdow of the two individuals inside. I’ll let you imagine the rest.
Two days in a row. I can’t wait to see what tomorrow brings.
August 19th, 2009 at 2:34 pm
That is flipping hilarious!