6
Jan
Dear Dog,
I get up to go to work at three in the morning. I understand that this is very early, and that you miss me very much when I’m gone. I miss you too.
However….
When you become so excited to see me when I get home that you 1) bark uncontrollably, 2) urinate everywhere, and 3) poop on the couch, the bonding experience just isn’t what it used to be.
Perhaps you could bring me slippers and some cocoa. Just a thought.
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